Gurgle Blogle

So, for over a year, Jordan has been debating on whether he should leave Fidelity, his company of almost 5 years. The financial industry has taken a huge blow - if you don't know this, you have been living under a rock, or have been turned into a rock and just turned back into a human - and after several paycuts and multiple scares of whether or not he would be employed at the end of the day, he decided to start looking around. Good news! He ended up getting a job at TD Ameritrade doing something similar, but different enough to hold his interest for a while! He is working for his old boss in Denver that he LOVED and is a much happier man to be around these days! ANYHOO..... with a new job comes a little bit of spare time between jobs. So, we made an impromptu visit to Florida. Jordan's cousin's live/work - on/in a - beautiful/gorgeous/fantastic resort on Pensacola Beach. We went down there for almost a week and made ourselves at home in the most luxurious place I've ever stayed in my LIFE. I truly felt like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman - except less of a prostitute and more of a mom/wife. I'm really feeling the "//////" today.

Anyhoodle, let's begin with the pictures.



This is the view from our hotel room. Not too shabby. A quick elevator ride and a stroll across the street and we are at the beach! It is a little inlet in Florida and on one side is the Gulf of Mexico and the other side is a bay with beautiful dolphins jumping around being adorable. A very narrow inlet to say the least!



We were probably a little TOO excited to see such a beautiful view of the Gulf from our hotel balcony. With a 1 year old, 2 naps a day and a pretty rigid bedtime of 8pm, the balcony became our little sanctuary! Drinking wine, listening to the waves and always a good soundtrack playing on the speakers, with my soulmate and a breeze in your face...ahhhhhhhh I can imagine it now! Sortof... Wait. I'm in Irving, Tx.


This is a little view of the kitchen (you can't see all of it. it's bigger than my kitchen. I have major kitchen envy), the dining room, and a little of the living room. Who needs a dining room in their hotel? Seriously? Anyhoo.. it was a great place to put all your crap when you come in from being out all afternoon.


This is a view of one of the buildings of the three on the resort. See how narrow our little inlet is? I told you so. It's gorgeous and slightly better than my last vacation to OKC. Kidding family and friends! OKC is better. Does that make you happy mom?


Noli trying to figure out how to get to the patio. It was glass walls so she could safely play out there even though now and then it totally freaked me out. Can't help myself.


We went to a place for dinner where they give you eyepatches....which, if you know me, is freaking awesome. I wish I could wear an eyepatch to dinner every night. Noli thinks eyepatches are stupid, by the way.


The first evening we were there, we finally got to the beach around sunset, which was absolutely perfect! Noli was totally digging (pun intended) the beach and brought home about 10 pounds of sand in her diaper and booty crack. As soon as she saw the sand, her eyebrows shot up and stayed up in "alert position" the entire time we were there. Those eyebrows mean business.






AHOY MATEYS! Pointing out to sea. I think she saw the Nina, or maybe the Pinto, Wait! I think it was the Santa Maria.



Ahhhh... there they are.




She loved the sand so much! It was NOTHING like the horrible sand in Malibu and Venice Beach! I didn't even find one empty syringe, or have my feet covered in tar when I walked away from the sand. I love Florida. So FANCY!


My little Indians. Or just one little Indian and one non Indian sitting Indian style. Close enough.


Loving on Daddy.


So, she looks kinda weird in this picture, but I like it of me and I'm vain like that. Whatever. You would do it too. Also, she has a big greasy forehead because about an hour before this shot, she feel violently onto her face and is smeared with neosporin. Poor thing.

...So we went swimming, and took a windy boat ride...

Every pool had a little ledge running all the way around the edge. Isn't that cool? It was amazingly kid friendly. Even little kid friendly.



Yay!

I can't believe I'm putting a picture of me in my suit. It was such a good time, I couldn't resist. By the way, the added SPF in this picture of the two of us totals 300 spf.

This kid was totally Noli's boyfriend for about 30 minutes. I can relate.

Look how silly and cute my baby is. SO WINDY!

I thought this picture was hilarious until she actually lost half of one of her front teeth. Now she just looks like a hobo version of herself.


Miss Lego Hair and her daddy.


Mommy + Magnolia = 2 gether 4 ever!


I never thought that I would love the Florida beaches so much but we had an amazing time and loved the silky soft sand and the lack of shark attacks! Can't wait to go back!

Hi sweet baby bananahead.  I love you so much!

My blogs are always a work in progress, so this blog starts on June 17th, but actually goes to today...whatever todays date is... Boy.  That's a prime example of what mother hood has done to me.

Here is the big news of the month!

Sarah Elise Gingrich Is here!!!!  6lb 9oz, 19 in.  Born June 14 at 11:51pm.  Here is one of about a billion pictures you will see of her! 

Also, Mandy, my sis, who is 20 weeks pregnant, called me today to tell me she's 90% sure she's having a girl!  Yay for girls!  We are the BEST!  Annie Jr. is going to be so sweet... Can't WAIT to have another niece!  Also, I LOVE seeing Noli's clothes on Sarah and will love seeing them on Annie Jr. too!

And Michael Jackson died this week - not that it is as important as my two new nieces..but still pretty monumental!   He was a strange man in his later years but we will miss you MJ!  He seriously effected our lives with his music and the desire to follow his footsteps to so many musicians that we listen to today!  Justin Timberlake?  Anyone?  Anyone?  Yeah.  I thought so. 

Back to Nolicious:

So, today, June 17, 2009, is Noli's first day of actually being disciplined by ways other than saying "no". It's a rarely heard concept that was developed by the ancient beings that built the Mayan temples. Or not. It's called "time out". So, I started the "time out" thing today around 2pm today... so far...she has already been in time out 4 times! For the SAME OFFENSE! STAY OUT OF THE DOG'S WATER BOWL LITTLE GIRL! ....I kinda understand the thick skulledness...between her dad's stubborness and my slight rebelliousness - ok.  EXTREME rebelliousness.  Anyhoodle...it's been a lovely day needless to say. I have to sit next to the time out rug with my hand either on her chest or her leg to keep her from running away...to... you guessed it... the dogs water bowl. COME ON! hahaha.. She is running and getting into EVERYTHING. This weekend will be our big weekend of childproofing. She has also realized that turning the doorknob opens doors. Not good news for mommy and daddy.  

Update:  she carries around her time out rug and, also, she was in time out 4 more times for putting her hand in the dogs water bowl that evening.  happy to say that she hasn't done it since!  It must be working!

I had a brief moment this morning during breakfast (her favorite, eggs and turkey sausage) where she kept looking at me and saying "mama!" and I would go over to her and see if she was really calling out for me... she wasn't. She was thirsty and I was holding her drink - or "mama". Dang. I can't win. She really isn't talking too much so I encourage it as much as possible.  

We went to the doctor for her 15 month appointment - which was actually her 16.5 month appointment because she's just so darn healthy! - and the doc said that she's great, growing big and strong.   I have a message for my pediatrician, "Dear Dr. Agrawal, do you really think it was necessary to say really REALLY big when describing my daughter's head?  don't you think ONE really would have been enough?"  No surprise here, but her head is HUGE.  "lots of room for brains!" Dr. Agrawal said with a smile....  Magnolia doesn't say too much but I did see her look at a picture of a cow and say MOOOOO! Which was way too exciting for me.

Noli's words at 16.5 months:

1. Arf Arf

2. Whoa

3. Yay!

4. Uh-oh

5. Daddy

6. Moooo

7. Mama (but not usually to me, so I'm not sure it counts)

8.  EIEIO

9.  Ooh ooh aah aaah (monkey!)

10. aaaaaaaaaaaaa!  Ok, that's not a word, but I wanted to round out my list with a healthy 10 words.

She:

-runs

-dances like CRAZY

-squeals when anyone says "i'm gonna get you!" then runs right to said person

-laughs a ton

-loves the sprinkler and anything else involving being outside

-swimming - esp. at her cousin Sarah's house.

-DOGGIES

-wearing one shoe - specifically the hand me down croc that won't fit for at least another 6 months

-brushing her teeth with MY toothbrush - then brushing the dog with my toothbrush, then the floor, then her teeth again...yum.  I just saw her brushing the window sill with her toothbrush, then upon a closer look, I realized that she was spit cleaning it.  She's like a little housekeeper.

-loves her PINK CHAIR! Yo Gabba Gabba, Hi-5, Wow Wow Wubbzy, and music videos

-loves rubbing stuff in her hair EVERY SINGLE MEAL  (right now it smells like maple syrup.  can you guess what she had for breakfast?)

She loves her new cousin Sarah!  Is definitely confused and wants to hand her stuff in a very aggressive way that makes everyone in the room freak out a little...but she still is very interested in the little one!

I found this to be the perfect opportunity to throw in another picture of her...amazing how much they change from day to day!  Isn't she beautiful???

Here are a few pictures of the little one doing what she does best.

Begging for food while chewing ...

Chilling out in Barnes and Noble with her one of her many boyfriends, Parks.  Watchout fellas, she's a "cougar"!

Patiently waiting to see her new cousin Sarah

Trouble.  This is not the first roll of toilet paper that has been annihilated at Noli's hand.

More...

Sweetie pants!  She has the worst, straightest, mullet-iest hair ever in the history of time.  Add in some "bumper bangs" and you have Noli's hair.  We like to call it "lego hair".

Nice hair Mr. Lego.

She has scary teeth!  Her daddy says, "have you been chewing on rocks?"  I'm pretty sure she HAS now that I think about it.

She got a new playground thingy!  She loves it so much but I don't love heat and mosquitos....so we don't use it that much unfortunately.

Doesn't that look like a wall cloud?  I'm just sayin...

Pretty much everything else...

HELLOOOOOO AND GOOD MORNING/AFTERNOON/EVENING EVERYONE!

Let me begin by saying, today is a GORGEOUS Texas day and we are enjoying it immensly -albeit indoors for now...

So, I'm starting this on kind of a sad note but this is my blog and I'll do what I want!!!
This last weekend was the 10th anniversary of my dad's death.  I tried not to get too wrapped up in being sad, (because believe me, it can happen quickly) but instead, to celebrate his life by remembering the good stuff and telling Noli about him.  It seems strange, but it's so easy to forget things about even the most important, life-changing people once they are gone.  I try to remember the little things that helped build who he was as an attempt to create an outline for Noli of my dad, self-coined "Poppa Bear" to his grandchildren - of whom he now has 5 and one on the way.  None of which did he have the pleasure to meet.  Lots of people in my life never met my dad, including my husband.  This is sad and I hate to even say it out loud because it hurts my heart.  Anyhoodle, my dad was an amazing man and is missed more than he could ever imagine.  I can't believe it's been 10 years dad. 

love you.

Ok.. on to the happy lil baby news:

...since my last blog, Noli has learned SO MUCH! Here are a few of the things that have happened since Valentines day.

Magnolia's stuff that she does:

1.) Embraces clapping whole heartedly and now accompanies it with an alarmingly deep voiced "yaaaaaaay!" I enjoy this. Bigtime

2.) she has 8 teeth!

3.) screams when she doesn't get her way. I can't say I'm surprised. Between Jordan and I, we saw this coming a million miles away! We're working on it.... Otherwise, I can honestly say that she is a pretty chill kid.

4.) Walks!  and RUNS!  (not so much fun for me, but adorable nonetheless)

5.) Climbs! and gets into EVERYTHING! She only recently started putting everything in her mouth. Not cool. "danger!" is a common word around here...

6.) We have been to three birthday parties and I'm pretty sure that Noli has more fun than anyone else...including the birthday boy/girl. Sorry Kairi....in every picture of Kairi opening presents, little Noli is 1 foot away clapping and saying, "yay!" and pushing something across the room...haha...uhh...sorry.

7.) we have made 2 new friends! Kai, a big 2 year old boy that likes Juicy and Ricey and Magnolia is pretty much obsessed with him, and Parks, a 7 month old baby boy that Magnolia wants to play with her but he's too busy staring at his mommy.

8.) we took a trip to Austin with our friends Shawn, Suzy Q, and wee little Kai: fun, really fun, stayed in a super cool modern house and painted the town uhh...green? It's a different kind of trip with two 1 year olds... super fun nonetheless. I am so glad we took this trip and really enjoyed our time together because we didn't know they would be moving to Pheonix in just a few weeks! :( We miss them terribly but it's great that they get to get their new life started!

9.) We also went to Seaworld with Mandy, Todd, A.J., and Ava! It was ridiculously fun and I look forward to more family trips with other kids! I'm not sure if I had more fun than the kids, but it's a possibility. We fed dolphins stinky fish and petted them and saw Shamu's big self flying through the air. (by the way, I heard that litter eventually makes it's way to our oceans and the chemicals from the trash is actually causing killer whales to get breast cancer. So please do NOT litter and recycle if possible)(thanks)

10.) My sister is having another baby!!!! I can't believe all the babies happening right now! Jordan's sister (due June 21) and my sister (due Nov 28th - within 2 weeks of both of her other children's birthdays...ha) both are pregnant, and Mandy's sister-in-law, Jen, is also pregnant! I can't lie...it makes me want to be a part of the party, but Noli is pretty much wanting to be an only child right now! And also, having another baby would mean that I would be PREGNANT again and that I would be having a real live 2nd responsibility....  Not yet, but thanks.

11.) Sings EIEIOOOOOOO, and has recently started dancing (feverishly) to almost any song and quitely singing along with her own words and tune.  I LOVE THIS.  My musical baby.  

There is so much that I'm not sure where to start, but I will blog again with some pics!

Believe it or not.. it's a blog!

Magnolia is 1!!!















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I'm not good at doing anything consistently but eating and ensuring that my child is cared for so, needless to say, blogging isn't my strong suit...or rather, monthly scheduled bloggings.

Ok. I'm going to try to keep this from being absolutely obnoxiously long like the last blog. In fact, this blog begins as "a morning in the life of Annie" with some info thrown in for good measure. I'm pretty desperate to hold your attention people.

Begin:

So...Magnolia is teething...bigtime. She officially has two fullies on the bottom and one halfie to the right. For those of you who don't know, I read the Twilight (vampires!) series and made fun of my brother-in-law for being a freak baby with fangs, and lo and behold, my little one grows not one, but BOTH fangs. Literally. No top front teeth, but their counterparts on either side. I, of course, find it to be awesome and, of course, am overwhelmed with pride. She now has one of the middle front teeth coming in and vaguely resembles a Halloween decoration (rhymes with mack-o-mantern).

Teething... so she is a fuss bucket, as can be imagined, and seems to be particularly difficult to please in the AM. So, this morning, I decided on oatmeal for us both and am excited as this is Noli's first time to try it. As Magnolia is unhappily screeching in her high chair with about a billion cheerios (she must be the only baby in history to stop liking them at 11 months) I pull out the oatmeal (all the while being trailed by 3 "ravenous" dogs) and realize there is only enough for 1.5 servings and, being a professional oatmeal burner, want to make sure to get it right. - maybe the longest sentence ever- but I digress...

I carefully measure out one cup of oats and proceed to knock the rest of the box over on the floor...DOGFIGHT!... 3 dogs, whom I consider to be relatively picky- especially Disco, eat the dry oats like I just threw a T bone on the floor.. hilarious/annoying. I let them work it out and clean my floor simultaneously as I cook what was left. I get Noli's bowl ready with a splash of whole milk and a teense of butter and pull out the sugar to dust it as this is a special first time breakfast. To sum it up, I salted it. And way more came out than I expected. Overall, a pretty awesome morning. She had cheese for breakfast. I'm trying not to think aobut how quickly the oatmeal will leave the dog's bodies but i know there is some serious fiber in it.

Alrighty. To the subject at hand. The kid.

1. Thanksgiving: fun, super fun showing off my little beauty queen. Is it too early to become a pageant mom? (I'm kidding, by the way, just because I put lipstick on her doesn't mean that I want to put mascara on her too...)

2.Christmas: so great to see family and I got a new fancy camera to get even more beautiful pics of my dogs... and Magnolia...I guess.

Pictures of the chaos of 5 children on x-mas morning.

3. many trips to OKC: our little getaway where my ENTIRE family lives.




This guy is one of the 4 cousins that we go to see in OKC.... he waits for us at the window making this EXACT FACE. Hi A.J.!

4.a birthday party: a heart/love/valentines day theme. maybe generic but so much easier decorating around the holiday. She ate some cake and hung out until she passed out!

yum yum yum!!!




































That was awesome! Let's do that again tomorrow!












Party girl, signing out.








opening presents and hanging with friends and fam...

It's so good I can't even look! Partay!












Olive, Kaya, Magnolia, and Kairi - this is the only picture we could catch of all the girls! Party party!










Momo/Grandmommy likes to party.












Olive, Kaya, and Grandpaface Noli. Three girls who know how to party.









Mommy and Noli! She wore her bow for about 3 seconds after I painstakingly picked it out! Look at my party shirt. I definitely know how to party.





My great-grandparents, Mia and Pop! They ALSO like to party!









Bubbe and Benzo like to party! Rarrr!












Well... alot of people who are important to us showed up to Magnolia's party. Thanks so much for coming. I worked SO HARD and it meant SO MUCH for you all to come. I love you guys!

p.s. how is it possible that I don't have one picture of Mandy and Todd being at the party? Talk about CHAOS. Next time we'll have Mcdonalds do all the planning so we can relax and get pics!!!!


...............Good thing I managed to get THIS...........

Random and not one thing about Magnolia...

This is Smiley. He's the happiest turtle that ever lived.



Mazzy doing her best "Really Ugly Dog" impersonation. She's not really ugly though, just impersonating....



Our little puggers when we first got them. Captain Trousers on the left and Mazzy Pancakes on the right. Sweetest dogs ever.



Jordan doing his typical pose for every picture I try to take of him. It's exasperating just looking at it. Also, he's SO TAN.



This is our engagment celebration night! We were so young and innocent! We thought marriage was a GOOD idea! Boy, were we wrong.



So we went on a cruise and stopped by a dollar store on the way there to kill some time and get a few $1 essentials. This is what we found. Notice at the bottom right "for foxy ladies". Weirdest part is that it smelled so good! Just kidding... It smelled like it cost $1.
Last, but certainly not least, the dog that doesn't want you to take his picture.  At all.  Seriously.  Don't do it.  He wants you to know that he's capable and very willing.

this was randomly saved to post on here so I did it!!!!  YEAH!  It has nothing to do with Magnolia but I was entertained nonetheless...

Long Blog Silver

So... Jordan just told me that was the longest most informational overloaded blog ever. Sorry. I waited too long between them. Ha.

BYE!

SHE'S A GENIUS!

Ok... maybe not a genius but We are definitely impressed! October 9th, Magnolia said DADA!!!!! It's officially her first word! The pride from us is equivalent to if she had solved the financial crisis.

Now, I was a bit skeptical until Jordan came home from work one day. I thought it was just a coincidence that our little rocket scientist babbled baba and lala and yaya and dada, but I was WRONG! Jordan walked in the door and she looked at him and declared his presence by name "DADA"!

Since early October Magnolia has had some serious milestoning happening! I'll start at the beginning... well... not the beginning of EVERYTHING... I'll just start somewhere in the middle kind of towards the end. ish.

The biggest news as of late is that Jordan's sister Heather is pregnant! We've been hoping and praying for a cousin on this side of the family and are ecstatic! She is due June 22 and we can't WAIT!

So. A brief recap.

October:

-Magnolia says Dada for about a week and then starts calling ME dada...which is definitely not who I am.

-We take her to our chiropracter who tells me that she's pretty sure Magnolia just said, "hey!" to her when she walked up. Funny. We do hear "hey!" occasionally from her but not sure where it's directed or if it's what we think it might be. Also, everyone remarks on her excellent progress from the lump she used to be to the slightly mobile attentive Magnolia of today. A.K.A. Genius.


-One of my most amazing, wonderful, beautiful, fun, and brilliant friends from college, Jenny, comes to visit us and meet Magnolia for the first time. This is also the first time we've seen Jenny since our wedding day 2+ years ago! We are super stoked that she came! We all go to see King Tut and are sorely disappointed when we find out that King Tut isn't even there! It was King Tut's garage sale. Just a bunch of his stuff and huge canvases depicting his family tree and people that he maybe possibly might be distantly possibly related to. Slightly related to.
..... and then... I got sick. Super sick. Sicker than I've been in years. After 4 days of denying the fact that I had been running a high fever with chills AND profuse sweating and LOSING MY APPETITE (which is remarkable in itself) she convinces me to go to the doc. After a round of antibiotics, I"m feeling much better...by this point, Jenny has gone back to Omaha and I'm not sure when we'll see each other again. Still sad and mad about that. I MISS YOU JENNY!

-to OKC AGAIN!!!! Grandmommy was helping with Mags since I had "the itis".

-Magnolia is a peacock for Halloween and I have no pictures to prove it. It was a brief costume change in her life because she hated it! Jenny has one picture of Magnolia trying it on straight from the box it was delivered in but I need it sent to me in such a way that I can put it on my blog! Thank goodness Jenny is so technically savvy as I am NOT.

-Jordan's mommy, "Cessie or Bubie" gave me an offer I couldn't refuse - Mommy's day out a couple days a week so I can go to the gym or run errands. I love my baby but it is AWESOME. Thank-you Cessie!

November:
-Aunt Heather calls and says, "I wasn't sure what you wanted for your birthday but I was hoping a niece or nephew would be ok?" Cheers and excitement ensued!!!

- We go to the Fort Worth Zoo with our besties Suzanne and Kairi and check out some monkeys and a mommy lion and her cubs. Magnolia could care less but I was pretty excited.

- Magnolia has her 9 month check-up and my pediatrician makes me feel like a horrible mother and Jordan defends us to the doc and I vow to never go back to him. I cry in the car. He's a jerk and I'm glad I have an appointment with a different pediatrician a week later.

- Between that visit and the visit with the new doc, Magnolia falls sick. Sunday she begins crying hysterically at lunch and I take her from Jordan and feel that her head is radiating heat! I take her temp when we get home and it is 102.9! NO! TERRIFYING! Luckily, her visit with the new pediatrician (who is wonderful and makes me feel like a fantastic mommy) is early the next day. She ends up having an ear infection and a bacterial infection that require antibiotics. She's feeling much better now! During her feeling horrible and not sleeping at night and crying all day unless she is in someone's arms she had 2 more milestones!!!!!!
1.) When she cries she looks at me and says MAMA! She knows I'm not Dada! I'm Mama!
2.) She started CRAWLING! We have a video of that! I have to warn you, her daddy dressed her and she has on her best Jane Fonda workout attire. Funny now, hopefully funny in 20 years when she watches it as an adult.

So this brings us up to date and I will run a brief list of Magnolia's likes and dislikes at 9 months old.

Likes:
- Keys! Why do babies like keys? It boggles the mind.

- Mazzy and Trousers and Disco! Now that she can get to them, she likes a good mouthful of Trousers backhair. She gets soooo excited when Disco walks by....quickly...because if you don't remember... he has no interest in babies.

-teething biscuits and anything she can hold and chew pretty much.

- straws with a wee bit of water in them put in her mouth. She also likes it when you just drip the water down her cheeks or her nose or her forehead. Brings on the giggles. Good times!

- pulling up on ANYTHING! When she pulls up I always cheer for her (and sing the most ridiculous song ever) and she gets so excited, starts dancing, and then promptly falls.

- dog bones, specifically rawhides. Delicious. She's so sneaky and the dogs don't help. They'll just bring them to her and drop them and walk off. At least her teeth will be clean. Wait...there are NO teeth. Also, leaves and sticks and grass that stick to Disco's tail when he's outside then are deposited somewhere on the carpet inside for Magnolia to find and immediately try to eat.

- her room. it's her sanctuary. I understand.

- riding in the grocery cart! You can see so much more than in the carrier!

- Kairi! She loves her BFF bigtime! They touch each other and squeal from their strollers. Adorable.

Dislikes:

- Jumperoo. Sadly, it has lost its luster.

- getting dressed or having her diaper changed. Apparently, it's baby torture to have a diaper changed.

- sleeping. no change there. still a bad sleeper unfortunately for Jordan and I.

- prunes. no surprise. they looked horrific.

- wearing a bib, or even a shirt sometimes. she will try to pull it off and scream. Not my favorite thing ever...

Time for the good stuff.

Pictures and hopefully videos if I can figure them out.

She's crawling! Or some variation of... Turn your volume up. You'll hear a proud Papa!






Post crawl bliss!





Noli and Kairi cold chillin' in the play area at the zoo.





The grand entrance into the zoo. I couldn't resist the side by side cuteness.





Another bathtub mohawk. Think she likes sweet potatoes and carrots??? Her orange nose told me that she loved them.




Our little Maestro



New outfit from Bubie/Cessie. Little Strawberry!



A baby present from Aunt Heather. Sweet hat!



Thanks for checking out our big bundle of heavenly joy named Magnolia!