This is Smiley. He's the happiest turtle that ever lived.

Mazzy doing her best "Really Ugly Dog" impersonation. She's not really ugly though, just impersonating....
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Our little puggers when we first got them. Captain Trousers on the left and Mazzy Pancakes on the right. Sweetest dogs ever.

Jordan doing his typical pose for every picture I try to take of him. It's exasperating just looking at it. Also, he's SO TAN.

This is our engagment celebration night! We were so young and innocent! We thought marriage was a GOOD idea! Boy, were we wrong.

So we went on a cruise and stopped by a dollar store on the way there to kill some time and get a few $1 essentials. This is what we found. Notice at the bottom right "for foxy ladies". Weirdest part is that it smelled so good! Just kidding... It smelled like it cost $1.
